The Best Advice Ever

We were on a bus, and two old British spies got on, asked us where the nearest bookstore was. We'd only been in town a day, but we knew, we'd been to all of them already. Priorities.

The spies told us about their travels, the bus went past cows and temples and other cars that seemed to be propelled by their horns.

And then one of the spies sighed, said, "Oh, you should have seen Albania before they ruined it."

Not going to Albania, but if the kidney stone that attacked yesterday is truly gone, I get on a plane for Scotland tomorrow.